I know some of you find joy in giving, so if you must insist on a gift, I have put together a brief list of ideas to help you out.

My first preference, however, is that you donate to an NGO of my choice (please enquire).

And as true as ever, gifting is never expected, but always appreciated.

  • Treat me like the nerd I am –books!
  • Sentimental trinkets –Vivienne Westwood jewellery
  • A pair of killer heels to deliver la petite mort (size 7.5/ 38)
  • Dress me up, dear sir (bra: 10A / bottom: XS / dress size 6), something from my preferred lingerie atelier, or a gift card from Agent Provocateur or  Babylikestopony
  • Teas -let’s drink to our health
  • Keep me dancing –your favourite jazz, motown, soul and blues LPs
  • In the Mood For…Scented candles, something masculine, warm, dark or spicy
  • Nordstrom gift card –so simple and so fabulous